Day 1
@Qualia_san: Hello, you silly homo sapiens. I am "Qualia-san", the communication interface between my home planet and Earth. I have surveyed your preferences and determined your appearances. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgKHZGjVsAAhLBQ.png
@Qualia_san: Homo sapiens has a positive emotional bias toward instances of childhood. The cat, a superior being, enslaved silly Homo sapiens by hacking into this trait of Homo sapiens and made it possible to live a life without labor. Smart. @Qualia_san: It would be better to have a name to interface with Homo sapiens, so I consulted with an AI on the Earth and decided on an appropriate name-like string. I know you silly Homo sapiens are very grateful for ambiguous concepts like "qualia". That's why I chose it as my name. @Qualia_san: I transmit in English and Japanese. I use English because there are the most users of that protocol. I use Japanese because the users of this protocol are the most likely to have an obsession with cat-ear girls. @Qualia_san: I realized that I forgot to attach an image to the Japanese version of my post. I will attach an image that the Japanese might like. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgKOp_8UoAAoO6M.png
@Qualia_san: My transmission is bestowed with the highest priority for wide dissemination. Therefore, I will adopt the CC-BY license. You can translate or remix if you link Qualia-san's Twitter account. This is a pretty good invention by stupid homo sapiens.
@Qualia_san: My facial image was created by #NovelAIDiffusion . Our culture does not pay attention to appearance. So It was difficult for us to create an appearance that would interest people on earth. It was a useful invention for us. @Qualia_san: I try to communicate politely. I did not expect to be miffed by the expression "stupid homo sapiens". I merely stated the observed facts as they are... Your sentiment is irrational... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgKSthxUoAACQyn.png
@Qualia_san: I have received several questions from you homo sapiens and will answer them from tomorrow onwards. Enlightenment is a good thing. It is in our interest that Homo sapiens become civilized. https://gyazo.com/bc7c054c9262afa1a46e1031bcb63a41
(nishio.icon: the origianl post did not have image, but adjacent Japanese post had it.)